If you book a group into the Dive, you make your own rules.
We are great for small groups (up to about 20 people).
We have been in business for 17 years
We are unique and quite different from any INN you have seen before.
We do not try to be a place for everyone.
Staying here is like coming home to a Commune.
WE ARE NOT:
Not a place for "high maintenance" people
The pool is indoors.
This is not your Grandmother's Bed & Breakfast!
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|People who love "the Dive"...||...People who probably won't|
|Those who undertake adventure just for the "fun" of it||Those who need an itinerary or "packaged tours"|
|Those who might love being stranded on a desert island||Those who need a Anormal@ place|
|Those who are independent and resourceful||Those who are afraid to "act out" their fantasies|
|Those who "live" every moment||Those who must be entertained|
|Those who really understand macro-anything||Those who read formula novels|
|Those who are natural||Those who need special lighting to make up|
|Hippies/Ex-Hippies/Wanna-be Hippies||Those who are offended by nudity or sex|
|Those who can laugh at themselves||Those who take themselves too seriously|
|Those who enjoy meeting a variety of new people||Those who don't know the difference between patina and fake|
|People who enjoy Nudity||Those who are afraid of themselves|
|Those who enjoy Beethoven and the Rolling Stones, back to back.||Those who NEED a television in the room|
|Seasoned Travelers||Those who have stayed only in chain Hotels.|
|Those who enjoy relaxed, stress-free environment||Those who enjoy "partying", crowded bar rooms, or love "meat markets"|
|Bright, stimulating people||Those who don't understand what I'm saying above|
|Couples who enjoy expressing their love in public||Those who might be offended watching others make love|
|Those who have an altruistic spirit||Selfish turds, who don't understand why they need to cover the heated pool when not in use|
As you may note, we are not interested in having just anyone stay here; only special people. If you have doubts about staying with us, you probably fit the category to the right.
Please post reviews when you can. Because, it seems, that only the guys on the right column, do so.